1 00:00:03,829 --> 00:00:04,178 . 2 00:00:04,221 --> 00:00:07,050 - Will and Grace is shot before a live studio audience. 3 00:00:07,094 --> 00:00:08,312 - Grace, I need breakfast. 4 00:00:08,356 --> 00:00:09,835 I'm only eating fruits, 5 00:00:09,879 --> 00:00:12,838 vegetables, and unleavened bread for 21 days. 6 00:00:12,882 --> 00:00:14,666 - Is that the Bible diet? 7 00:00:14,710 --> 00:00:16,668 - Yes, it's what God and Chris Pratt eat. 8 00:00:19,149 --> 00:00:21,151 - Jack, I'm worried about Will. 9 00:00:21,195 --> 00:00:23,806 He still has the TV room set up as McCoy's office 10 00:00:23,849 --> 00:00:25,634 and they broke up like three weeks ago. 11 00:00:25,677 --> 00:00:27,157 - It's so sad. 12 00:00:27,201 --> 00:00:28,680 Will he ever find love again? 13 00:00:28,724 --> 00:00:31,292 I mean, I don't think so, but it's not up to me. 14 00:00:31,335 --> 00:00:33,120 - Hey, guys. 15 00:00:33,163 --> 00:00:35,426 You know the best thing about quitting Equinox? 16 00:00:35,470 --> 00:00:37,254 I found an even gayer gym. 17 00:00:37,298 --> 00:00:40,605 Yeah, every shower stall has its own selfie station. 18 00:00:40,649 --> 00:00:43,521 - Look at you, soldiering on. 19 00:00:43,565 --> 00:00:45,480 - Sweetie, isn't it time for you to get rid 20 00:00:45,523 --> 00:00:46,785 of some of McCoy's things? 21 00:00:46,829 --> 00:00:49,179 Like, maybe, this picture of you guys? 22 00:00:49,223 --> 00:00:51,181 - What? No, I love that one. 23 00:00:51,225 --> 00:00:54,576 McCoy had a really bad cold, so I'm almost as cute as him. 24 00:00:56,273 --> 00:00:58,101 Every other picture we're Kevin James 25 00:00:58,145 --> 00:01:00,277 and any woman that ever played his wife. 26 00:01:03,237 --> 00:01:05,543 - We're worried that you're not dealing with the breakup. 27 00:01:05,587 --> 00:01:07,197 - Guys, I appreciate your concern, 28 00:01:07,241 --> 00:01:09,460 but I'm in a good place. I'm gonna be a father. 29 00:01:09,504 --> 00:01:11,201 How cool is that? 30 00:01:11,245 --> 00:01:13,682 - It's amazing and we're so happy for you, but... 31 00:01:13,725 --> 00:01:15,336 - What's up, lady? 32 00:01:16,380 --> 00:01:18,643 You're eating better, you're going to the gym... 33 00:01:18,687 --> 00:01:21,168 I mean, it's not working, but the effort is concerning. 34 00:01:21,211 --> 00:01:23,605 - I'm taking care of myself. 35 00:01:23,648 --> 00:01:25,215 Just 'cause I'm gonna be a dad 36 00:01:25,259 --> 00:01:27,391 doesn't mean I wanna have a dad bod. 37 00:01:27,435 --> 00:01:29,480 [chuckles] 38 00:01:30,438 --> 00:01:32,135 - He thought that was funny. 39 00:01:32,179 --> 00:01:33,745 - It's tragic. 40 00:01:33,789 --> 00:01:37,401 He was laughing on the inside, but all I heard was, "Help." 41 00:01:38,663 --> 00:01:40,839 But I may have an idea how to help Will. 42 00:01:40,883 --> 00:01:43,451 - Ryan Gosling is not gonna send you his gym shorts, 43 00:01:43,494 --> 00:01:45,496 no matter how many letters you write him. 44 00:01:45,540 --> 00:01:48,456 - Will needs the Grief Panda. 45 00:01:48,499 --> 00:01:51,502 - What? - He's amazing, Grace. 46 00:01:51,546 --> 00:01:54,331 "Amazing Grace." 47 00:01:54,375 --> 00:01:57,160 Biblical pun! Shablam-aleujah. 48 00:01:58,814 --> 00:02:01,425 The Grief Panda is a healer who comes to your house 49 00:02:01,469 --> 00:02:04,167 dressed as a panda, and without using any words, 50 00:02:04,211 --> 00:02:05,560 makes all your sad go away. 51 00:02:05,603 --> 00:02:07,170 - [gasps] Oh, yeah, 52 00:02:07,214 --> 00:02:10,260 I read about the Grief Panda in "The New Yorker." 53 00:02:10,304 --> 00:02:12,349 - Grace. 54 00:02:12,393 --> 00:02:13,568 - Okay, a girlfriend of mine 55 00:02:13,611 --> 00:02:15,178 read about it in "The New Yorker." 56 00:02:15,222 --> 00:02:17,572 - This story's falling apart. Girlfriend? 57 00:02:18,834 --> 00:02:21,184 - Okay, I sat next to a woman at the nail salon who was 58 00:02:21,228 --> 00:02:23,969 reading about the Grief Panda in "The New Yorker." 59 00:02:24,013 --> 00:02:25,971 - And by nail salon, you mean... 60 00:02:26,015 --> 00:02:28,800 - A Krispy Kreme. 61 00:02:28,844 --> 00:02:31,803 [upbeat trumpet and piano music] 62 00:02:31,847 --> 00:02:38,854 ♪ 63 00:02:40,421 --> 00:02:43,337 - As the owner of The Blattsville Millstones, 64 00:02:43,380 --> 00:02:45,687 the third-best minor league baseball team 65 00:02:45,730 --> 00:02:49,299 in the entire Finger Lakes region, 66 00:02:49,343 --> 00:02:51,649 I feel I need more visibility, 67 00:02:51,693 --> 00:02:56,176 so I'd like to introduce the Karen Walker bobblehead. 68 00:02:59,701 --> 00:03:01,311 But instead of the head bobbling, 69 00:03:01,355 --> 00:03:02,834 the boobs will bobble. 70 00:03:05,272 --> 00:03:07,012 A booble-head, if you will. 71 00:03:07,056 --> 00:03:10,190 - [laughing] 72 00:03:11,974 --> 00:03:14,498 - Honey, what the hell is that? 73 00:03:14,542 --> 00:03:16,587 - I laughed, I'm sorry. 74 00:03:16,631 --> 00:03:18,502 It's one of the few things my body does 75 00:03:18,546 --> 00:03:20,374 that I don't feel shame about. 76 00:03:21,723 --> 00:03:23,681 - Maybe you should. 77 00:03:25,292 --> 00:03:27,337 - Hi, Amy. - Oh, I'm called Friday now. 78 00:03:27,381 --> 00:03:30,340 My name and my laughter have been taken away from me. 79 00:03:30,384 --> 00:03:32,516 - Wow... 80 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:34,953 Karen, I can't wait to show you this-- 81 00:03:34,997 --> 00:03:38,348 what Will and I just bought. I know it's a little early, 82 00:03:38,392 --> 00:03:41,873 but, look what we got. 83 00:03:41,917 --> 00:03:43,440 - Honey, props for optimism, 84 00:03:43,484 --> 00:03:44,963 but that is never going to fit you. 85 00:03:48,750 --> 00:03:51,056 - It's not for me. Will and I bought it for the-- 86 00:03:51,100 --> 00:03:53,624 - Oh, that reminds me. Would you tell the shortstop 87 00:03:53,668 --> 00:03:55,322 that I'm tired of looking at his butt crack? 88 00:03:55,365 --> 00:03:56,801 - Got it. Yeah. 89 00:03:56,845 --> 00:03:58,412 - Okay, I'm sorry. Where were we, honey? 90 00:03:58,455 --> 00:03:59,456 - I was just showing you the jacket that 91 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:00,718 Will and I bought for the b-- 92 00:04:00,762 --> 00:04:02,590 - Oh, that reminds me. 93 00:04:02,633 --> 00:04:05,723 There is a nest full of yellow jackets in the home dugout. 94 00:04:05,767 --> 00:04:07,812 I need it moved to the visitor dugout. 95 00:04:08,813 --> 00:04:10,554 - Karen, will you stop cutting me off? 96 00:04:10,598 --> 00:04:12,730 - Was I doing that? Oh, that's so rude of me. 97 00:04:12,774 --> 00:04:14,471 Honey, please continue. 98 00:04:14,515 --> 00:04:16,560 - Will and I... - Yeah? 99 00:04:16,604 --> 00:04:18,649 - Bought this jacket... - Okay. 100 00:04:19,737 --> 00:04:21,739 - For my ba-- - Oh, that reminds me. 101 00:04:24,612 --> 00:04:27,049 Huh...oh, false alarm. I got nothing. 102 00:04:28,355 --> 00:04:32,576 ♪ 103 00:04:32,620 --> 00:04:34,361 - Oh, there's our boy. 104 00:04:34,404 --> 00:04:36,972 - Grace, he hasn't been a boy since he was a little girl. 105 00:04:38,452 --> 00:04:41,368 - Sweetie, we have something to tell you. 106 00:04:41,411 --> 00:04:43,370 - What is it, Mom? Are you guys getting a divorce 107 00:04:43,413 --> 00:04:44,980 'cause Dad's a massive queen? 108 00:04:46,634 --> 00:04:48,331 Why's my stuff out here? 109 00:04:48,375 --> 00:04:51,378 - Um, it's McCoy's stuff. We're getting rid of it. 110 00:04:51,421 --> 00:04:53,554 - No, you're not. - We have to. 111 00:04:53,597 --> 00:04:55,077 I can't bear to see you falling asleep 112 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:57,514 in your wedding dress with the tag still on it. 113 00:04:58,863 --> 00:05:01,475 - We've invited someone over to help you get in touch 114 00:05:01,518 --> 00:05:03,128 with your pain and move through it. 115 00:05:03,172 --> 00:05:04,652 - What, like a therapist? 116 00:05:04,695 --> 00:05:05,957 Seriously? [knocking] 117 00:05:06,001 --> 00:05:08,743 - We promise it will all become clear. 118 00:05:16,185 --> 00:05:18,579 - Still got a couple questions. 119 00:05:22,887 --> 00:05:23,105 . 120 00:05:23,148 --> 00:05:25,977 - Will, this is the Grief Panda. 121 00:05:27,936 --> 00:05:30,460 He's gonna help you let go. 122 00:05:30,504 --> 00:05:32,984 - The Grief Panda, huh? 123 00:05:33,028 --> 00:05:35,987 Do you wear a small Japanese girl as a backpack? 124 00:05:43,430 --> 00:05:46,171 - Forgive him, Grief Panda. He's hurting. 125 00:05:46,215 --> 00:05:47,999 - Just keep an open mind. You need this. 126 00:05:48,043 --> 00:05:49,871 You are holding on to all of McCoy's things. 127 00:05:49,914 --> 00:05:51,481 It's not healthy. 128 00:05:51,525 --> 00:05:53,440 - The Grief Panda takes all the things that remind you 129 00:05:53,483 --> 00:05:56,443 of McCoy and he buries them and your pain 130 00:05:56,486 --> 00:05:59,097 in a community garden on Second Street. 131 00:06:01,056 --> 00:06:03,319 Right by the Forever 21. Very spiritual. 132 00:06:05,669 --> 00:06:08,977 - Look, I appreciate alternative... 133 00:06:09,020 --> 00:06:12,415 costume-based healing as much as the next guy, 134 00:06:12,459 --> 00:06:15,026 but this is just not my kind of thing. 135 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:19,030 "That's exactly why you need me." 136 00:06:21,076 --> 00:06:23,339 Cute card. Could apply to anybody. 137 00:06:25,689 --> 00:06:27,865 "Is it healthy to wear his old T-shirts 138 00:06:27,909 --> 00:06:29,606 and cry yourself to sleep?" 139 00:06:31,260 --> 00:06:34,045 Again, could apply to anybody. 140 00:06:36,483 --> 00:06:39,877 - Just try it. He's helped so many people. 141 00:06:39,921 --> 00:06:42,314 They did a whole thing on him in "The New Yorker." 142 00:06:42,358 --> 00:06:43,620 - Yeah? Where'd you hear about him? 143 00:06:43,664 --> 00:06:45,535 - I read. 144 00:06:48,538 --> 00:06:50,497 - What does it say? 145 00:06:50,540 --> 00:06:52,542 - It's a picture of a Krispy Kreme doughnut. 146 00:06:55,197 --> 00:06:57,199 [mouthing words] 147 00:07:00,071 --> 00:07:03,292 - Even if I did need help letting go of McCoy, 148 00:07:03,335 --> 00:07:06,251 which I don't, I'm not gonna get it from Ling-Ling here. 149 00:07:11,518 --> 00:07:14,346 - The Grief Panda thinks that's racist. 150 00:07:14,390 --> 00:07:15,957 - How is it racist? 151 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,176 There was a famous panda named Ling-Ling. 152 00:07:18,220 --> 00:07:20,396 - So all pandas are Ling-Lings to you? 153 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:22,311 I suppose-- 154 00:07:22,354 --> 00:07:24,922 I suppose you think they're all bad drivers, too. 155 00:07:27,055 --> 00:07:28,360 - This is ridiculous. 156 00:07:32,756 --> 00:07:34,497 So I'm just supposed to hand you stuff? 157 00:07:34,541 --> 00:07:37,369 All right, all right. Here, McCoy used this once. 158 00:07:37,413 --> 00:07:40,068 Please take it away, so I can feel free. 159 00:07:45,552 --> 00:07:48,293 I guess I don't need this. I gave it to McCoy. 160 00:07:48,337 --> 00:07:50,426 "Coffee is my spirit animal." 161 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:52,341 It's true. He loved coffee. 162 00:07:52,384 --> 00:07:55,431 Look, there's a line that says, "Don't talk to me until here." 163 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:56,737 [chuckles] 164 00:07:56,780 --> 00:07:58,565 It's funny, right? 165 00:07:58,608 --> 00:07:59,740 - He doesn't think that's funny. 166 00:07:59,783 --> 00:08:01,524 - I got that. 167 00:08:03,657 --> 00:08:06,268 Hmm...sea glass. 168 00:08:06,311 --> 00:08:08,096 We got it on the beach at Coney Island. 169 00:08:08,139 --> 00:08:09,619 - Were you guys collecting? 170 00:08:09,663 --> 00:08:12,448 - No, we were making out and an old lady threw it at us. 171 00:08:14,537 --> 00:08:16,147 Made us laugh, you know, 172 00:08:16,191 --> 00:08:18,280 if you don't think too hard about it. 173 00:08:22,458 --> 00:08:25,200 I can't... - I know, sweetie, I know. 174 00:08:26,331 --> 00:08:29,334 You think you look almost as good as McCoy in that. 175 00:08:34,035 --> 00:08:36,037 But you don't. 176 00:08:38,039 --> 00:08:40,345 You really don't. 177 00:08:40,389 --> 00:08:43,479 It's still Hugh Jackman and his Uber driver. 178 00:08:48,397 --> 00:08:50,138 - It's not that. It's just... 179 00:08:50,181 --> 00:08:52,619 you know, when we took this, he was feeling so lousy 180 00:08:52,662 --> 00:08:54,359 and when he had a cold or something, 181 00:08:54,403 --> 00:08:56,753 he'd get so helpless, and I remember looking at him 182 00:08:56,797 --> 00:09:00,191 thinking, "I just wanna take care of you forever." 183 00:09:00,235 --> 00:09:01,628 - Oh, Will. 184 00:09:01,671 --> 00:09:03,673 - So that's it. What, I'm just supposed 185 00:09:03,717 --> 00:09:06,502 to let it go, the whole future I was gonna have with him? 186 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,243 - I know it's not fair. - It's not. 187 00:09:08,286 --> 00:09:09,461 - What if that was it? 188 00:09:09,505 --> 00:09:10,550 What if I never meet anyone again? 189 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:15,119 - People are saying you won't. 190 00:09:20,777 --> 00:09:23,040 But what do they know, huh? 191 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,438 - Here. 192 00:09:34,356 --> 00:09:36,227 I guess I have been holding onto stuff. 193 00:09:36,271 --> 00:09:38,099 - Maybe this was exactly what you needed. 194 00:09:38,142 --> 00:09:41,102 - It's funny, you know, I'm so not the guy that-- 195 00:09:41,145 --> 00:09:43,713 that buys into this kind of thing 196 00:09:43,757 --> 00:09:47,282 and when you think about it, it really makes a lot of sense. 197 00:09:47,325 --> 00:09:48,805 [yells] What the hell? 198 00:09:48,849 --> 00:09:53,157 - Oh, now you have to fight him. 199 00:09:54,506 --> 00:09:56,596 What?! Why? 200 00:09:58,206 --> 00:09:59,860 "To complete the ritual, you must wrestle 201 00:09:59,903 --> 00:10:01,644 the Grief Panda to vanquish your pain." 202 00:10:01,688 --> 00:10:03,385 Yeah, that's not gonna happen. I'm not gonna... 203 00:10:03,428 --> 00:10:06,301 [shouts] Please don't. 204 00:10:06,344 --> 00:10:08,651 I...I said don't! 205 00:10:08,695 --> 00:10:11,306 That's it! [grunting] 206 00:10:12,481 --> 00:10:16,093 ♪ 207 00:10:20,707 --> 00:10:20,881 . 208 00:10:20,924 --> 00:10:22,230 - Thank you for helping my friend. 209 00:10:23,884 --> 00:10:26,190 Hey, um, since we paid for the whole hour 210 00:10:26,234 --> 00:10:28,366 and there's still a few minutes left... 211 00:10:28,410 --> 00:10:31,021 I, too, have had a devastating loss. 212 00:10:31,065 --> 00:10:33,067 The premature closing of my one-man show, 213 00:10:33,110 --> 00:10:35,852 "Gaybraham Twinkin'." 214 00:10:35,896 --> 00:10:37,724 Which "The Village Voice" said was, 215 00:10:37,767 --> 00:10:40,248 "The second time Lincoln died in a theater." 216 00:10:43,338 --> 00:10:47,603 I...I wouldn't mind finding a little closure. 217 00:10:49,910 --> 00:10:51,607 "I saw it." 218 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,348 You did? 219 00:10:53,391 --> 00:10:54,915 What did you think? 220 00:10:57,439 --> 00:11:00,268 "I couldn't believe someone actually wrote that." 221 00:11:02,357 --> 00:11:05,055 But I did. 222 00:11:05,099 --> 00:11:08,711 [light music] 223 00:11:08,755 --> 00:11:11,018 - Ugh, I'm covered in panda hair. 224 00:11:11,061 --> 00:11:12,976 - Fun night, huh? 225 00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:15,239 But good luck getting a second date with a panda. 226 00:11:15,283 --> 00:11:18,068 Eats, shoots, and leaves, am I right? 227 00:11:18,112 --> 00:11:19,766 [laughs] 228 00:11:19,809 --> 00:11:21,811 - Oh, Kar, uh, will you remind me at some point 229 00:11:21,855 --> 00:11:25,075 this week to talk to Will about shopping for a crib? 230 00:11:25,119 --> 00:11:27,295 - Well, good for you, honey. 231 00:11:27,338 --> 00:11:29,427 You've been living with that gay guy forever, 232 00:11:29,471 --> 00:11:32,648 and he's never even given you a makeover. 233 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:35,042 - I meant buying cribs for our babies. 234 00:11:35,085 --> 00:11:36,260 Will you just remind me? 235 00:11:36,304 --> 00:11:37,740 - Oh, I'm sorry, honey, I can't. 236 00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:38,959 Too busy. 237 00:11:39,002 --> 00:11:41,091 - You're too busy to briefly remind me 238 00:11:41,135 --> 00:11:42,702 to get a crib for my baby 239 00:11:42,745 --> 00:11:45,313 at some unspecified day in the future? 240 00:11:45,356 --> 00:11:47,837 - Well, I have a baby, too, Grace and his name is baseball. 241 00:11:47,881 --> 00:11:50,927 We call him "B-ball" for short. 242 00:11:50,971 --> 00:11:53,277 - "B-ball" is usually short for "basketball." 243 00:11:57,194 --> 00:11:59,327 Until today. 244 00:12:00,894 --> 00:12:02,243 She's amazing. 245 00:12:02,286 --> 00:12:04,245 - What the hell is going on with her? 246 00:12:04,288 --> 00:12:06,116 - Don't take that one personally. 247 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:09,119 She's hard on the outside, but inside Ms. Walker is filled 248 00:12:09,163 --> 00:12:13,733 with candy and glitter, like a unicorn's colon. 249 00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:17,780 - No, inside she's just booze and loose pills. 250 00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:21,088 - This happens to everyone in Blattsville. 251 00:12:21,131 --> 00:12:23,699 You lose someone to their love of the Millstones. 252 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:26,310 That or the wicked turn on Route 81... 253 00:12:26,354 --> 00:12:28,965 or Oxy, or all three in the case of my sister, 254 00:12:29,009 --> 00:12:31,228 or should I say "mother," now that the truth is out? 255 00:12:34,188 --> 00:12:37,234 - Okay, look, I know she's excited about her team, 256 00:12:37,278 --> 00:12:40,063 but why does it seem like she's mad at me about it? 257 00:12:40,107 --> 00:12:42,022 I mean, it's like she doesn't even wanna be here anymore. 258 00:12:42,065 --> 00:12:44,415 [gasps] 259 00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:47,157 Oh, my God. I know what this is. 260 00:12:47,201 --> 00:12:49,899 - You're in love with her. 261 00:12:49,943 --> 00:12:52,902 I get it, we're all a little in love with her. 262 00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:55,862 - Karen is finally passionate about something 263 00:12:55,905 --> 00:12:57,254 and she's too afraid to tell me 264 00:12:57,298 --> 00:12:59,039 because she doesn't wanna hurt me. 265 00:12:59,082 --> 00:13:03,043 I can't believe this. Karen wants to leave. 266 00:13:04,261 --> 00:13:06,002 That is so... - Hard? 267 00:13:06,046 --> 00:13:08,918 - Insightful of me. 268 00:13:08,962 --> 00:13:10,790 I have to let her go. 269 00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:13,096 After 20 years, it's time for me to say 270 00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:15,533 good-bye so that she can move on. 271 00:13:15,577 --> 00:13:17,797 That is so... - Hard? 272 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:19,799 - Selfless of me. 273 00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:21,365 [crying] 274 00:13:21,409 --> 00:13:23,280 I'm gonna be such a good mom. 275 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:28,285 - What? Jack, what do you want to show me 276 00:13:28,329 --> 00:13:29,939 and why do you have binoculars? 277 00:13:29,983 --> 00:13:31,854 Please tell me you're not gonna help me spot 278 00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:33,856 the Rebound Raccoon. 279 00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:35,292 - No, silly. Don't you remember 280 00:13:35,336 --> 00:13:37,120 we used to use these to check out hot guys 281 00:13:37,164 --> 00:13:39,427 sunning themselves on their roof decks? 282 00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:41,255 Wanna go first? Go ahead. 283 00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:43,474 Yeah. Over there you'll see 284 00:13:43,518 --> 00:13:46,869 the rare and beautiful red-bottomed nut-pecker. 285 00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:49,567 - Oh, sure. 286 00:13:49,611 --> 00:13:52,353 Thanks, Jack. I mean, the Grief Panda was-- 287 00:13:52,396 --> 00:13:56,400 was weird and I didn't love that he marked my couch, but... 288 00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:00,796 I get why people like him. 289 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:01,928 - He was cute, too, right? 290 00:14:01,971 --> 00:14:03,320 - Mm-hmm. 291 00:14:03,364 --> 00:14:04,539 - If I weren't married, I could've had myself 292 00:14:04,582 --> 00:14:06,062 a little Panda Express. 293 00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:09,196 - Just as well you didn't hook up with the panda. 294 00:14:09,239 --> 00:14:10,850 Imagine your kids? 295 00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:13,417 They'd have big heads and round tummies and... 296 00:14:13,461 --> 00:14:15,811 whatever they'd get from him. 297 00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:18,988 - See, this is good. 298 00:14:19,032 --> 00:14:22,949 Scoping out guys again, commenting on their behinds. 299 00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:25,342 It's like McCoy never happened. 300 00:14:25,386 --> 00:14:27,257 - Yeah... 301 00:14:28,389 --> 00:14:30,304 But he did happen. 302 00:14:30,347 --> 00:14:32,915 - Yeah, but then we put it in a bag and made it go away, 303 00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:35,135 like one of Bryan Singer's assistants. 304 00:14:38,486 --> 00:14:40,880 - But why? I mean, last year 305 00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:42,142 was one of the happiest years of my life. 306 00:14:42,185 --> 00:14:43,491 I loved McCoy. 307 00:14:43,534 --> 00:14:45,101 Why would I wanna forget about that? 308 00:14:45,145 --> 00:14:47,930 I mean, there's a difference between moving on 309 00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:50,280 and then rewriting history. 310 00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:51,629 - Where are you going? 311 00:14:51,673 --> 00:14:53,457 - The community garden on Second Street. 312 00:14:57,679 --> 00:14:57,897 . 313 00:14:57,940 --> 00:15:00,900 - ♪ Buy me some pinot and crack and Jack ♪ 314 00:15:02,466 --> 00:15:06,514 ♪ I don't care if it's laced with bad smack ♪ 315 00:15:07,732 --> 00:15:11,911 Gosh, baseball really glorifies substance abuse. 316 00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:14,609 I guess that's why I like it. [giggles] 317 00:15:14,652 --> 00:15:17,568 [gasps] Les fleurs. 318 00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:21,659 Where'd these come from? - I got them for you. 319 00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:24,793 - Am I dead? 320 00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:28,318 - Can we talk? I feel like there's something 321 00:15:28,362 --> 00:15:30,320 that you've been afraid to tell me. 322 00:15:31,408 --> 00:15:33,497 - There is. 323 00:15:33,541 --> 00:15:35,673 Hillary won Pennsylvania. 324 00:15:40,069 --> 00:15:43,855 There are 50,000 votes at the bottom of the Allegheny River. 325 00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:47,859 - That's--that's gonna need its own lunch. 326 00:15:49,861 --> 00:15:52,821 Listen, Kar, will you sit down? 327 00:15:55,737 --> 00:15:58,870 I love how passionate you are about your team. 328 00:15:58,914 --> 00:16:01,047 I haven't seen you this excited 329 00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:05,094 since the Grey Goose truck crashed into that olive cart. 330 00:16:05,138 --> 00:16:07,096 - If it had been raining vermouth, 331 00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:09,838 I would've believed in God. 332 00:16:09,881 --> 00:16:12,536 - I want you to follow your dream, 333 00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:14,364 which is why I've decided... 334 00:16:14,408 --> 00:16:16,410 I'm letting you go. 335 00:16:19,543 --> 00:16:21,154 - You're letting me go? 336 00:16:21,197 --> 00:16:24,070 - I don't wanna get in your way, little bird. 337 00:16:25,549 --> 00:16:27,725 It's your time to fly... 338 00:16:27,769 --> 00:16:31,642 and I wanna be the wind beneath your wings. 339 00:16:31,686 --> 00:16:35,124 I promised myself I wouldn't make myself cry again. 340 00:16:35,168 --> 00:16:38,519 Look, you don't have to thank me or give me a gift, 341 00:16:38,562 --> 00:16:40,738 although that's always nice. 342 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:45,917 My satisfaction is knowing that you're happy 343 00:16:45,961 --> 00:16:49,878 and that you're happy because of me. 344 00:16:49,921 --> 00:16:51,532 - Hmm. 345 00:16:51,575 --> 00:16:54,709 - Sure, we're both feeling a lot of emotions right now. 346 00:16:54,752 --> 00:16:55,971 If you wanna talk? 347 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,104 - Nope, I'm good. 348 00:16:58,147 --> 00:16:59,975 See you, Grace. 349 00:17:01,759 --> 00:17:04,893 - Well, goodbyes are hard. 350 00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:08,505 - How dare you fire me. 351 00:17:08,549 --> 00:17:10,420 - What do you mean? I freed you. 352 00:17:10,464 --> 00:17:12,988 - No, you have pushed me away. 353 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:15,077 Ever since you got knocked up it's been, 354 00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:17,166 "Will and I are going baby shopping. 355 00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:19,603 "Will and I are getting an ultrasound. 356 00:17:19,647 --> 00:17:22,128 Will and I are trying for a second." 357 00:17:24,739 --> 00:17:26,088 - Wait, wait. 358 00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:28,221 Is that why you've been acting so weird? 359 00:17:28,264 --> 00:17:32,790 - Yes, because you have done everything you possibly could 360 00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:35,097 to keep me out of this baby's life. 361 00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:37,926 - I thought you were too busy because of your team. 362 00:17:37,969 --> 00:17:40,015 - Oh, like I can't handle two things at once. 363 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,583 - Well usually you can't handle one thing at once. 364 00:17:43,888 --> 00:17:45,586 And you don't like kids. 365 00:17:45,629 --> 00:17:48,589 You call them Pez dispensers for stem cells. 366 00:17:50,678 --> 00:17:55,030 - Did you ever think that maybe, oh, I don't know... 367 00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:57,772 I would like your kid? 368 00:17:57,815 --> 00:17:59,121 - Why? Because then you'd be able 369 00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:00,775 to make fun of its hair and its clothes? 370 00:18:00,818 --> 00:18:02,081 - Yes. 371 00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:07,608 Because I would love it, just like I love 372 00:18:07,651 --> 00:18:10,654 its ridiculously dressed, frizzy-haired mother, 373 00:18:10,698 --> 00:18:13,483 who clearly doesn't love me 374 00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:15,790 nearly as much as I love her. 375 00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:17,835 - Are you high? 376 00:18:18,923 --> 00:18:20,838 Er? 377 00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:25,930 I was willing to sacrifice my needs for your happiness. 378 00:18:25,974 --> 00:18:27,976 Obviously I love you more. 379 00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:29,760 - Oh, save it. 380 00:18:29,804 --> 00:18:32,894 You saw a chance to wash your hands of me and you took it. 381 00:18:32,937 --> 00:18:35,853 Even though you hate washing your hands. 382 00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:39,770 - Okay. 383 00:18:39,814 --> 00:18:41,990 Okay, you wanna know how much I love you? 384 00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:45,863 What if I asked you to be my baby's godmother? 385 00:18:47,735 --> 00:18:50,738 - You wouldn't dare. 386 00:18:52,261 --> 00:18:54,611 - Oh, daren't I? 387 00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:58,528 - Okay, Grace Adler, if you've got the balls 388 00:18:58,572 --> 00:19:01,662 to ask me to be your child's godmother, 389 00:19:01,705 --> 00:19:04,012 after all of this... 390 00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:09,583 Then that would mean the world to me. 391 00:19:10,932 --> 00:19:12,586 - Really? 392 00:19:12,629 --> 00:19:14,065 - Really. 393 00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:17,895 Honey, our baby's gonna want for noting. 394 00:19:18,896 --> 00:19:21,247 - I love you, Kar. - I love you, too. 395 00:19:24,772 --> 00:19:26,991 - And I'm sorry I made you feel left out. 396 00:19:27,035 --> 00:19:30,212 - And I'm sorry that I've been taking all of the baby's stuff 397 00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:32,736 that's been delivered here and... 398 00:19:32,780 --> 00:19:34,738 throwing it in the trash. 399 00:19:36,087 --> 00:19:37,567 - What? 400 00:19:37,611 --> 00:19:39,569 - Yeah, I threw it all in the trash. 401 00:19:44,661 --> 00:19:46,707 - Wow, you're really here. 402 00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:49,057 Way to commit to a bit. 403 00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:52,887 Could you take off your head so we can talk? 404 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:56,369 Of course, you're a real panda. 405 00:19:56,412 --> 00:19:58,849 Um... 406 00:19:58,893 --> 00:20:03,071 I'd like the picture of me and my ex back. 407 00:20:03,114 --> 00:20:06,292 Look, I--I just need this one thing to remind me of him. 408 00:20:06,335 --> 00:20:09,338 Yes, it's painful and God, I hope that one day 409 00:20:09,382 --> 00:20:11,253 I can look at that picture without it... 410 00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:13,951 killing me a little bit, but, um... 411 00:20:15,039 --> 00:20:17,738 I'm gonna be a dad and, uh... 412 00:20:18,913 --> 00:20:20,610 maybe that wouldn't have happened 413 00:20:20,654 --> 00:20:22,264 if I hadn't met him, you know? 414 00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:25,702 Maybe...he's what got me here. 415 00:20:37,018 --> 00:20:40,239 Yep, still does it. 416 00:20:40,282 --> 00:20:42,110 Thank you. 417 00:20:42,153 --> 00:20:46,027 Oh, that's not my boyfriend. He's very cute, but... 418 00:20:48,334 --> 00:20:51,075 "He's single. Number's on the back." 419 00:20:52,816 --> 00:20:53,991 Who is this? 420 00:20:55,341 --> 00:20:56,994 "Client in Brooklyn Heights. 421 00:20:57,038 --> 00:21:00,041 Husband left him for a figurative bear." 422 00:21:03,349 --> 00:21:05,916 I don't know, I don't think I'm ready. 423 00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:11,357 "You sure? They call him Beer Can Randy." 424 00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:17,667 How do you print such specific cards?!